My take on recent events in Hip-Hop

Thoughts on hip-hop happenings recent and not so recent

Nash's bathroom battles: Hip-hop and basketball are tied at the hip. They go together like peanut butter and jelly. Even if they didn't want to be, the media portrays both in the same light. Often negatively and dominated by tatted up black males between the ages of 4 and 30. Remember the Nike freestyle commericials back in the day, where the sounds of the game made beats? (nike freestyle) . Unfortunately one man single handedly sullied this relationship forever with his disgusting comments a few sunday's ago. Steve "MVP" Nash talking about his explosive diarhea on national tv. THAT IS NOT HIP-HOP! Where is Puffy when we need him. That's right PUFFY, not Diddy! I want the guy who goes into a club with J-LO, shoots it up, and gets away with it. I want Mr. Shiny suit man, Mr. take that, take that, Mr. Can't stop won't stop. Puffy I beg you, PLEASE take time out to stop preserving your sexy with proactive and crack this cat in the head with a crystal bottle! Much like you did steve stout after he released the hate me now video.

2. Rah Digga Leaves Flipmode: Well done baby girl, just like 10 years too late! Flipmode is NOT "the squad" it's a one man band and always will be.

3. Flavor Flav's Hip-hop pass revoked: Yes thats right! and it hurts me to say it, but even the greatest hype man that ever lived cannot be forgiven for the crimes he has commited against humanity. Putting that ugly skank New York on national tv was a hate crime purpetrated against all of us. At first I let it slide cuz Hoopz was brought into the lime light, and as The Game has told us she trades clothes for sex which is alright by me. But then VH1 gave New York her own show! NY saddled up her skanky transvestite mom and rode her right into our living rooms, initiating involuntary vomiting nation wide. The panic has been widespread and the victims are countless. Flav and Flav alone is to blame, he needs to be punished.

4. Rap Cheerleaders: Do you know dipset? Are you related to camron, or Jim jones? Does 50 make you ham sandwiches and toast the bread just how you like it. I THOUGHT NOT! so stop jock ridin and reppin these dudes like you have any relevance to their lives personally. Its one thing to be a fan, its another to be a cheerleader. Many of you out there have not only crossed the line, you let Steve Nash drop a deuce on it, then proceeded to pick up your pom poms.

5. Shovel beating: Yo son Loon hit 40 cal with a shovel( podcast interview can be heard here)... that's really all I got, it speaks for itself. GENIUS! and a great gimmick. If he revives his career he should carry a shovel as his trademark. Much like Jay's button up's, the chip on 50's shoulder, or Kanye's innate ability to find new ways to piss people off