I hate Nick Cannon for a reason you won't care about but too bad for you

In case you didn't know Nick Cannon sucks. You cannot hate on his hustle, dude is making paper hand over fist. The question I raise is why people continue to give him such massive amounts of guap. Like it boggles my mind. Have you seen "Underclassmen"? I'm sure there are 13 year old boys who have wet dreams with better plot lines and dialogue. And how could we forget "Love Don't Cost a Thing". I watched that with my mom once, she cracked a smile and I haven't been able to look at her the same since.

His rap game is just terrible. I know he has been quoted as saying he wants to be the next Will Smith. Well Nick, I personally only know one person who likes Will Smith's lyrical talents. I don't want to put him on front street and expose him for the sucker that he is. So Let's just call him Mitch. He is my former best friend...I say former because I just remembered the kid likes Will Smith and I cannot handle that.

Finally what really sent my hate over the edge... Nick Cannon ruined the sequel to the last good sports movie to come out in quite sometime. I'm a huge soccer fan which in large can be attributed to Eric Cantona the former France and Manchester United superstar who really drove me to the game. I will never forget when he ran to the stands and drop kicked a fan in the chest. Forget Ron Artest, Cantona's hate and agression was unparralled. He is still my hero, and I aspire to drop kick some random asshole in the chest someday just like he did. There is a movie called Goal II: Living the dream about this Mexican American who ends up playing pro soccer overseas. It has all real players in it, Beckham, Zidane, Ronaldo, Villa, Rivaldo, Theirry Henry, list goes on. like its phenomenal. So imagine how pissed I was when NICK bleeping CANNON shows up in the final game as Arsenals Best player. Seeing his mug suddenly appear on the screen felt much like getting kicked in the nuts. Like I wasn't expecting it, and I damn sure didn't ask for it, why would I? I was minding my own business. then all of a sudden WHAM! Nick Cannon bends one like Beckham straight into my crotch. If you remember when Nick had that stupid Mohawk, he grew it for this film. It hasn't hit the states yet, they are timing the release with Beckhams take over of the U.S. this summer. Don't ask how I've seen it, but I have and it made me hate Nick Cannon even more.